Jealous?

Me: C*mpbell Agency

Her: Is this the M*ry C*llins Agency?

Me: No, this is The C*mpbell Agency

Her: Well, I was just calling to see if you had received a package that I sent in and also if you represented her age group?

Me: Well, which address/agency did you send it to?

Her: 1234 Main St.

[that would be the M*ry C*llins Agency]

Me: Uh-huh, that would be the M*ry C*llins Agency

Her: Oh, okay. Well, what’s your address?

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Um, gee thanks. We can’t wait to have you here…..