My brother… the entrepeneur.
September 15, 2007
D- I wanted to make a chapstick that was shaped like boobies, so guys don’t have to avoid rubbing a phallic shape on their lips just to avoid chapped lips.
Me- You’d have to find a way to make it keep it’s shape over use though.
That’s so thoughtful!
You’re such a giver.
Formally chapped chaps the world over give you 3 hearty huzzahs!
D- Well we all know that boobs that keep their shape are a myth, so I can’t be a part of promoting that lie.
Me- You just have to make the lip balm recipe a higher solution of silicone.
D- I’ll have Hasbro make it
Me- Chinese boobies??
Those won’t sell.
