My brother… the entrepeneur.

D- I wanted to make a chapstick that was shaped like boobies, so guys don’t have to avoid rubbing a phallic shape on their lips just to avoid chapped lips.

Me- You’d have to find a way to make it keep it’s shape over use though.

That’s so thoughtful!

You’re such a giver.

Formally chapped chaps the world over give you 3 hearty huzzahs!

D- Well we all know that boobs that keep their shape are a myth, so I can’t be a part of promoting that lie.

Me- You just have to make the lip balm recipe a higher solution of silicone.

D- I’ll have Hasbro make it

Me- Chinese boobies??
Those won’t sell.

Big fun.

* Did you get me some Libipower while you were in there?

*Nope. But I got you some Yipsejoo.

*Alright! My favorite soft vodka!

*Fuck vodka! Vodka’s for liquor pussies!!