July 3, 2008

For those of you playing along, (all 1 of you- hi honey!), an update has been woefully missing. (Woefully I say! Tremble with woe!) So, here it is: I (and my loving, supportive boyfriend- hi again sweetcheeks!) have made the monumental and emotionally depleting move to L.A. We’ve actually been here for almost a year. Our emotional bank account is slowly being refilled; we’ve made some friends, I’ve completed 1 year of school, he has a fantastic job that lets him work from home and practice his ping pong skills and BONUS! we can go to the beach whenever we damn well please- even if it’s 50 degrees outside, which believe me, out here in California is considered winter. Jealous? That’s right, B-E-A-C-H!! Yea! (I can’t type that without also typing BI-YATCH! They both go so well together!)

So yeah, still finding our L.A. “sea legs,” but so worth the work. We love being here and the awesome opportunities that are here: lots to see, lots to do. But, yeah, we like it and y’know what we also like? Beer. We like beer. (Which as a side note is a big deal for sweety cakes there, the recalcitrant beer-non drinker.) And speaking of beer, we’re going to go see one of our new friends, Tapon- our friendly purveyor of alcoholic goodly-ness at the corner mart.

Till next time, gentle reader.

Big fun.

August 29, 2007

* Did you get me some Libipower while you were in there?

*Nope. But I got you some Yipsejoo.

*Alright! My favorite soft vodka!

*Fuck vodka! Vodka’s for liquor pussies!!